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Dr. Mario With G​-​Rated Lyrics (Fever Theme)

from What if This CD​.​.​. Had G​-​RATED Lyrics? by Brentalfloss

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I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine, so BAH-HAH-HAH that’ll be twenty bucks.
In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
(What?! Liar! Boo.)
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! (Pills)
They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills (Cold)

I’ll check your lungs
Breathe naturally
You sound real bad.
[Wheeze, wheeze, wheeze]
Oh, wait that’s-a-me...
..how embarrassing.

Does it hurt right here?
BRENTALFLOSS: No.
MARIO: Does it hurt right there?
BRENTALFLOSS: No.
MARIO: Mr. Floss I think you’ve got receding hair.
BRENTALFLOSS: Uhh…

MARIO: You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us, but you might catch menengitis
Wait wait—I'm wrong—you have...the plague?
BRENT: The plague?
MARIO: Don’t touch me!

Brightly colored pills! (Pills)
They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!
BRENTALFLOSS: I’m playin’ the piano and I’m playin’ really good ahnnahnna
Dr. Mario!

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Brent "Brentalfloss" Black is a musician, comedian, and gamer who is best known for adding lyrics to classic video game tunes in his Youtube-based "With Lyrics" series.

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