What if that catchy bop at the end of Mega Man 3... had lyrics?
lyrics
WELL DAMN! YOU SAID SHABAM TO SHADOW, NEEDLE, AND TOP MAN
HARD, SPARK, SNAKE, GEMINI, AND MAGNET,
FINALLY GAMMA, RAMMA-LAMMA, COME ON, LET’S JAM!
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES MEGA MAN,
THOUGH WILY MIGHT COME BACK ANOTHER DAY, IT’S OKAY.
HEY:
YOU KICKED HIS ASS, AND NOW YOU’RE RUNNING THROUGH SOME GRASS!
UP TO A MOUNTAIN PASS!
MUCH LIKE THE TIME WE WATCHED YOU RUN IN MEGA MAN 1
(REMEMBER THAT? I DO.)
WAIT, YOU SEE PROTOMAN IN THE SKY? DUDE YOU’RE HIGH.
YOU SHOT A SCONCE THAT’S CONSTANTLY SURPRISED, PLUS DRAGONFLIES
AND WILY FLYING HIGH ABOVE HIS CASTLE FLASHED THOSE BEDROOM EYES
(CREEPY EYES!)
THE ROBOT FLEAS WERE TOUGH BUT NOT HALF AS ROUGH AS THE BEES
OR THE CYCLOPS WITH BOOBIES!
IT WAS CURTAINS FOR THAT PENGUIN SQUIRTIN’ OUT BABIES!
YES, THESE ARE MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
YOU’RE PART OF ME NOW, MEGA MAN
RIGHT FROM YOUR BLUE STRAIGHT DOWN TO YOUR CYAN, I’M A FAN
AND…
I STILL HAVE DREAMS OF FILLING UP YOUR WEAPON SCREENS
WITH STOPPERS, SHIELDS, BOMBS, AND BEAMS!
YOU RARELY MATCHED THE SUBTLE THEMES OF THEIR COLOR SCHEMES,
BUT SCREW IT, TOP MAN TAUGHT YOU BALLET…
NOW GRAND JETÉ! (ZIDLER LAUGH)
WHEN YOU FOUGHT EYEBALL SUCTION CUP MACHINES,
I FELT SO SEEN, YOU KNOW? OHMIGOD!
YOU CRAWLED INSIDE A CANINE AND YOUR DOG BECAME MY SUBMARINE
(THAT WAS WEIRD!)
YOUR SHADOW BLADE SLICED YOUR BRO WHILE HE FROLICKED AND PLAYED
THUS YOU THREW SOME SHADE
(GET IT?!)
FOLKS, IN FUTURE, GET YOUR ROBOTS NEUTERED AND/OR SPAYED
DANG, WAS THIS A GAME WE REALLY PLAYED?
I’M GONNA MISS THIS, MEGA MAN,
YOUR THIRD ADVENTURE MADE ME FLIP M’LID AS A KID
(IT DID)
THIS GAME IS STRONG, THOUGH IT GOES ON A BIT TOO LONG…
SORRY BUT I’M NOT WRONG!
THOUGH YOU GREW UP AND SO DID I, MY LOVE NEVER DIED
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, MEGA MAN
OH YEAH…
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, MEGA
MAAAAAA…
AAAAAAAA…
AAAAAAAAAAAAA…
…N
credits
released September 2, 2020
Lyrics and vocals
Co-arranged by Mustin and Brent Black
Mastered by Mustin
Brent "Brentalfloss" Black is a musician, comedian, and gamer who is best known for adding lyrics to classic video game tunes in his Youtube-based "With Lyrics" series.
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020