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Mushroom Kingdom (G​-​Rated)

from What if This CD​.​.​. Had G​-​RATED Lyrics? by Brentalfloss



Mushroom Kingdom, you’re a scary place
There’s a teacup copter with a scary clown face,
Oh schmoop; it’s King Koop.

Mushroom Kingdom, he will make you cry
Unless a hero comes to save your populi...
of fungi.

Oh my!

Busts out of a pipe!
Your hero has arrived!
He’ll save your extra life!

Mushroom Kingdom, now your castle’s breached.
Koopa’s gonna have your precious Princess Peach in reach.
Mushroom Kingdom you are growing wild
Who will battle this redhead stepchild and win? (Again.)

It’s him! Yeah!

He gets mad superpowers
From eating leaves and flowers
And he can go for hours

Grab that tail real tight!
Spin with all your might!
And watch King Koop take flight!





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Brent "Brentalfloss" Black is a musician, comedian, and gamer who is best known for adding lyrics to classic video game tunes in his Youtube-based "With Lyrics" series.

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