Mushroom Kingdom (Parody of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger)

from What if This CD​.​.​. Had Lyrics? by Brentalfloss

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Peter Mario!
Busts out of a pipe!
Your savior has arrived!
He’ll save your extra life!


Pure 80's rock collides with the Super Mario Universe in this utterly inexplicable face-melter.


Mushroom Kingdom, you’re a scary place
There’s a teacup copter with a scary clown face,
Oh poop. It’s King Koop.

Mushroom Kingdom, you will probably die
Unless a hero comes to save your populi...
of fungi.

Oh my!

Busts out of a pipe!
Your savior has arrived!
He’ll save your extra life!

Mushroom Kingdom, now you’re castle’s breached.
Koopa’s gonna have your precious Princess Peach in reach.
Mushroom Kingdom you are growing wild
Who will battle this redhead stepchild and win? (Again.)

It’s him! Yeah!

He gets mad superpowers
From eating leaves and flowers
And he can go for hours

Grab that tail real tight!
Spin with all your might!
And watch that douche take flight!



from What if This CD​.​.​. Had Lyrics?, released April 26, 2010
A parody of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger
Music composed by Kelly Keagy


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Brent "Brentalfloss" Black is a musician, comedian, and gamer who is best known for adding lyrics to classic video game tunes in his Youtube-based "With Lyrics" series.

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