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Super Mario 64 Water Levels With Lyrics

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What if that super-chill track from the Mario 64 water levels... had lyrics?

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Splish… splash… splosh… sploosh.

I probably shouldn’t swim in denim overalls
I am chafing now
Abrasive fabric riding up my cartoon balls
And they’re chafing, ow

Since I’ve been in this painting, I’m tender in my tainting
I’m sorry for complain-ting, curse these juicy thicc thighs

I’ll breathe a bubble from a time-worn pirate chest
[cough] That bubble, ew [cough]
Back to the subject of my thighs, by now you’ve guessed
what chub rub’ll do.

Hey: Weird how the coins give me air and power
At least now I won’t need a shower… Just need baby powder!

This is sponsored by Monistat Complete Care Relief Gel

I’m up in Jolly Roger bay and Dire Dire Docks... Oh a submarine, okay.
My greatest enemy’s a random pirate box
Well I’m a drama queen, bay-bay

A salty ocean dive here, A scary shark can thrive here, agh!
But goldfish can’t survive here, They’re freshwater …PLOT HOLE!

They make you swim in almost all the “Marios” ...variety.
I get this feeling like in Sonic water zones
Oh, it’s anxiety.

Eek:
I’m out of breath and the tension’s mounting
Swimming up every second’s counting
Hey kids, watch me drowning! (laughs) Fun times

I did the swimming through a chain of water rings
And THE STAR’S RIGHT THERE! Grrr! Give it to me!
The render distance isn’t great but what’s that thing?
Maybe I’ll stop and stare–
OH MY GOD. WHAT THE F***!
THIS GAME IS FOR KIDS, THIS IS SCARY AS F***!
GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT S***,
I’M GONNA KEEP THE LIGHTS ON TONIGHT
JESUS, MAN!

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released September 24, 2020
Lyrics, vocals, and arrangement by Brent "Brentalfloss" Black
Originally composed by Koji Kondo

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Brent "Brentalfloss" Black is a musician, comedian, and gamer who is best known for adding lyrics to classic video game tunes in his Youtube-based "With Lyrics" series.

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