The Mass Effect Rag

by Brentalfloss

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LEND YOUR EAR AND HEAR A TALE ABOUT THE FUTURE OF OUR RACE
WHERE A (PERSON) WHO’S A (GENDER) AND (ANOTHER THING) GOES TO SPACE
AND UNCOVERS THESE DISCOVERIES ABOUT AN ANCIENT TIME AND PLACE
OH WHAT A MASSIVE TREK, GARNERING MAD RESPECT, THAT’S THE MASS EFFECT RAG!

FIGHT AGAINST A GETH OR TURIAN, IT IS QUITE THE MESS THAT YOU’RE IN
LOOK AROUND AND TAKE A WALK AND JUST
TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND
JELLYBEASTS AND GREEN SALARIANS HOPE THAT YOU’RE THE MEANS TO THEIR ENDS
YOU MAY LIVE TO SHOOT ANOTHER DAY IF YOUR SQUAD WILL SCOOT OUT OF THE WAY
BE A PARAGON OR RENEGADE, USE YOUR CHARM OR CHOOSE “INTIMIDATE”
RACKIN’ UP THE XP, CLIMBIN’ UP THE TECHS TREE, DOIN THE MASS EFFECT RAG!

SO…
THERE’S THIS HUGE GALACTIC CRISIS YOU MUST FIX IMMEDIATELY
FIRST THOUGH, VISIT RANDOM PLANETS, HEY, THEY MIGHT CONTAIN… DEBRIS!
YOU’LL DRIVE NEAR AND FAR IN A BOUNCY CAR THAT HANDLES UH–DISTINCTIVELY
KEEP THE GAS IN CHECK, DON’T GO TOO FAST AND WRECK
DOIN’ THE MASS EFFECT RAG!

MIND-MELD WITH A GRIPING LADY SQUID, SPY UPON A SKYPING KATYDID
CHOOSE ONE TEAMMATE, WATCH THE OTHER DIE
I RESET AND SCOTCHED THE OTHER GUY

HOW DO THEY TRAVERSE THE GALAXY?
WHAT WARPS TIME AND SKIRTS REALITY?
AMMUNITION GOES UNCHECKED, AND WHY?
MASS EFFECT, MASS EFFECT, MASS EFFECT
ARE THESE BUGS WHAT MAKE IT BUGGY?
ARE THESE CHUGS WHAT MAKE IT CHUGGY?

THAT’S THE MASS, AND DON’T YOU GIVE ME NO SASS
EVERY BLUE BOOBY BABY DO THE MASS EFFECT RAG!
BAG ‘EM, AND TAG ‘EM, AND DO THAT RAG!

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released November 13, 2020
Written, sung, and arranged by Brent "Brentalfloss" Black
Banjo tracks by Banjo Guy Ollie

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Brent "Brentalfloss" Black is a musician, comedian, and gamer who is best known for adding lyrics to classic video game tunes in his Youtube-based "With Lyrics" series.

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