STDs: Gotta Catch 'Em All! (Youtube Version)

by brentalfloss

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You wanted a song about Pokemon. You got it.

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I wanna get Chlamydia! Like no one's ever had!
Herpes inside my butt, and every kind of crab!
Humping strangers July to June, spreading my baby cream
I'm gonna set a record soon, it's always been my dream!
(STDs! Gotta catch em all!)
Across the map, I'll give and receive the clap
[CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP]
Oh, so come on down and take a tour through scabie-town
(STDs!)
Yeah! Like HPV, Hepatitis A B & C!
I do you and you do me, STDs!
Gotta catch em all!
Gotta catch em all!

Jizz!

My collection comes back in spades from Tokyo to Prague
I invented canc-syphill-aids and gave it to your dog! (Sorry)
Hey, is Lupus and STD? In that case, I will pass!
Is Ebola an STD? Haha-you bet your bloody ass!

(STDs! Gotta catch em all!)
Get on your knees, I'll give you mad cow disease!
(STDs!)
Oh my heart is yours, it's as open as my sores!
(STDs!)
My balls are blue, and purple and orange too!
By the way it's time you knew:
I poked your mom!
Gotta catch em all!
Gotta catch em all!
STDs!

credits

released 08 September 2011
Arranged by brentalfloss
Vocals by brentalfloss and Stephanie Holmes

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