Dr. Mario With Lyrics (Fever Theme)

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This one goes out to all of you who still believe that candy-colored tablets can kill viruses when thrown and carefully arranged in a large jar.

lyrics

I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine, so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.
In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
(What?! Liar! Boo.)
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! (Pills)
They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills (Cold)

Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?

Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)

You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us, then you'll die of menengitis
Wait wait—I'm wrong—you have... crabs.

Brightly colored pills! (Pills)
They'll cure all your ills! (Ills)
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!
(I’m playin’ the piano and I’m playin’ really good ahnnahnna)
Dr. Mario!

credits

from What if This CD​.​.​. Had Lyrics?, released April 26, 2010
Music by Hirokazu "Hip" Tanaka

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brentalfloss New York

Brent "brentalfloss" Black is a musician, comedian, and gamer who is best known for adding lyrics to classic video game tunes in his Youtube-based "With Lyrics" series.

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