What if This CD​.​.​. Had Lyrics?

by Brentalfloss

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Bram Borger-Johnson
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Bram Borger-Johnson A great first album and an even better, remastered, first track! Favorite track: Ducktales With Lyrics (Moon Theme).
Migeru
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Migeru This one has the really good stuff, also the first song I ever heard from Brent was Tetris w/ Lyrics. Final Fantasy Classic is dear to my heart cause I'ma huge FF fan, LONG LIVE THE CHOCOBOS! x3 Favorite track: Final Fantasy Classic With Lyrics.
Colin Wack
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Colin Wack Video game music has always been my favourite kind of music, and brentalfloss does them loads of good. Favorite track: Zelda With Lyrics.
Victor Max Vellon
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Victor Max Vellon Another album where I already had the tracks, but bought again for FLACs and to support the album. Chances are there will be lots of albums on here like that.

That all aside, Brent puts together clever and funny music for games, so he will always have my support. For laughs and good music, give this a listen for sure. Favorite track: Mega Man 3 With Lyrics (Title Theme).
Drakonas
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Drakonas brentalfloss, you need 99 lives to cover how long this album will go down in history among fans. Truly a master-triforce-piece. Favorite track: Tetris With Lyrics (A-type, Gameboy).
Gokris Tempouin
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Gokris Tempouin Nostalgia fueled love, and the musical expression of it is Brent's strongest asset. The moon stage from Ducktales is a song I've always loved, now I only hear his version. Favorite track: Ducktales With Lyrics (Moon Theme).
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[Spoken intro] Ducks, yes ducks in outer space From the Disney Afternoon, to the moon! Wait Uncle Scrooge, you need a suit out there How are you alive? (How are you alive?) You need heat (You need heat) also air (also air) That’s gotta be one expensive cane You are up on the moon looking for treasure, you’ve gone insane Ohhhhhh Crazy duck in space! Yeah, you’re really greedy and you’re old You’ve got a creepy Scottish accent dude, and you bathe in gold Bathe in gold! (That can’t be good for you) This oughta be the ending credits theme It’s a soaring song flying high like a dream But it was used as a level tune, underscoring the life of a retarded mallard On the fucking moon! Abbadabba Crazy duck in space! Oh, I hope you keep me in the will You could buy the moon and say “Put it on my bill” On my bill! You’re a duck, oh my god! You’ve been on every single continent from Africa to Asia to cold Antarctica I always thought that ducks flew far away in wintertime But you took it way too far-ctica, way too far-ctica! Wait Uncle Scrooge, won’t you take me along? You’re a nincompoop. But it’s such, such a great song! Though you’re a bird, you’re no wise old owl. Houston, we have a problem: Our shuttle captain’s a raving waterfowl. Oh my god he is a Crazy duck in space! Dude, your nephews miss you please go back Keep on finding gold and jewels, just lay off the quack. Off the quack! It’s a pun and it’s about ducks. Ohhhhhh Scrooge McDuck you’re on the Scrooge McDuck you’re on the Scrooge McDuck you’re on the Moon!
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Gypsy Tetris 00:22
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(One-y and a two-ey and a three and four) Shapes made of four colored blocks like a T or a box come down like falling bricks You can place them in rows, but everybody knows that they made this game for chicks (HEY!) Mom just loves to flip and stack Grandma says this shit is like crack! (Well it is!) This is the game girls deserve, there is no learning curve Which makes it great for noobs (grrreat for noobs!) It will fill you with glee, especially if you have a vaj and boobs (HEY!) Your mom loves it, mine does too (mine does too) Call me sexist, bitch it's still true (just kidding about the bitch part) Deep in a girl's dainty brain, there's a spot near a vein (Right here) Which regulates their bliss (The T-spot) Once they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks And they start to sing like this (SING!) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA WE LOVE TETRIS, LA LA LA LA Here is a trick I have learned To avoid getting burned When you piss off your chick (I’m so mad!) If you sing this on key, Immediately she'll forget that you're a dick (Try it!) LA LA LA LA (I'm still mad.) LA LA LA (Is that the Tetris song?) LA LA LA LA (I love Tetris!) LA LA LA (I’m happy now!) Tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (Snip, snip, snip) If you love it, you probably have a uterus!
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Corey 03:18
Every day I open up my laptop and log on to Screwattack.com ‘Cause there’s a special someone I’m longing to gaze upon What a very special person who I can’t wait to see At least she’s very special to me... Corey, baby what’s your story? You’re the only girl on Screwattack, and even though Jose’s got a nicer rack I’d do anything for you, I’d even buy a Power Glove To smash a question box and find the power-up of love! The things I feel for you are self-explanatory Oh-woh-oh-oh... Corey. (Verse two) Corey, there is no category With which to describe the way you make life fun You’re like Zelda, Samus, Peach, and Lara Croft in one I’d be honored and obliged if you’d trade consoles with me I could plug right into your Xbox and you could mess around with my Wii Now I know I’m crass and vulgar, but it’s not meant to be derogatory Oh-woh-oh-oh... Corey... yeah! I know I’m not so great at subtlety When it comes to writing odes And I’m always gonna have to struggle with the fact that you don’t like Battletoads, No! And I know I’m not that smart, I can’t even tie my own shoelaces But I don’t care if you burp, no baby I don’t care if you fart And I would eat chicken salad right outta your braces, Right outta your braces, yeah! Corey, let’s write our own love story Show me how to find your hidden castle Even though I’m bald and kind of an asshole All the g1’s agree, baby you’re a fuckin’ prize And I wanna be in Corey’s Corner one day, if you know what I’m sayin’ guys, You’re a classy, classy chick, I just wish you were a little more whorey Oh-woh-oh-oh... Oh-woh-oh-oh... Oh-oh-oh-oh... Corey... yeah!
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You just got pwned, FTW! Now you're dead, you're dead cause we killed you We took you by surprise (Hmm? Boo! AAAH!) We just saw you roaming the forest And said let's kill those guys (Yeah! Good idea!) You're a squirrel who somehow has money And sometimes swords and shields I don't care if you're a cute bunny, I'll kick your ass for realz! Let’s all dance right next to your corpses, We're happy that you're dead (Yay! Woo-hoo! Whee!) Now we might play chess on your carcass Or soccer with your head La la la, you're dead, la la la la We killed you, la la la No remorse, la la la la la la La la la la la la!!! Yeah!
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Good Example 01:45
[Spoken intro] Lemme tell you all about a guy you don't know, yo My straight up mate up in the state of O-hi-o, yo A real swell dude with a good attitude He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke and he's never ever rude He's a teacher, glad to meet-cha and he plays him some b-ball Degree in PE, he knows the way to be, y'all He's competitive, ahead of it, he'll never retreat But he always shakes hands after win or defeat He's a good example (He's a good example bitch.) Teaches discipline and personal responsibility, ho! He's a good example (He's a good example bitch.) He's got a better set of etiquette than you or me, so... You don't wanna mess, his best will put you to the test He's super-fast, he'll kick your ass at Mario Kart DS So if you wanna play a master, just give him a jingle He's stable, strong and able, and ladies: he's single He don't need bling, he don't carry no glocks He don't need to lift weights, he's good right outta the box, From the chocolate locks to his fresh gym socks I'm his number one fan, this dude fuckin' rocks He's a good example (He's a good example bitch.) Teaches integral & critical decision making sucka! He's a good example (He's a good example bitch.) And he'd never say something like “Fuck you, mothafucka!” He likes Board games Routines The rat pack The A-team Rainbow Six Young MC And apparently me! He's a good example (He's a good example bitch.) He's a credit to society and takes a moral stance, ho! He's a good example (He's a good example bitch.) And if you're really lucky you might get to see him dance, yo.
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I am Mega Man (Mega Man) I'm blue and cyan (Two different colors) The creation of Dr. Light, or "Right" if you are from Japan—also known as Rockman. My Mega Buster can cut the mustard, I'm a flustered amputee POW POW! Eight robot bosses in eight levels dishevel and revel in devilry, I'll steal their weaponry Mega mega man mega mega man Mega mega man mega mega man Mega mega mega mega mega mega mega mega Mega Man! I am also known as the "Blue Bomber" I could shoot the legs off Jeffrey Dahmer Kill a robot fish, kill a robot frog, and then I ride off on my robot dog (Wheee!) Mega man, Mega Man three. (Part three) (One, two, one two three four) I am Mega Man I got a motherfuckin' gun for a hand Put together by Dr. Right or Light if you're American I eat all my Mega Bran I live in 2-D and it's my duty to destroy the master bots POW POW! If you're aghast and you can't last there's a fast way to pass all those bastard bots: blue and red password dots! Mega mega man, mega mega man Mega mega man, mega mega man mega mega mega mega mega mega mega mega Mega Man! I am also known as “The Blue Bomber” Yes, I voted for Ba-Rockman Obama As for robot help, dogs are much preferred 'Cause I can't do shit with a robot bird Mega Man, Mega Man, three! (Part three!)
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You’re gonna die! I’ll tell you why: Bubbles! Bubbles! My tools are clean! Bu that I mean: Bubbles! Bubbles?! You’re in trouble, make it double, I’ll reduce you to mega rubble I’m not subtle, grab a shovel, dig your grave or you’ll die in a big puddle Oh, Mega Man you’ve messed with the wrong robot this time Face my wrath, I’m gonna clean your clock with a big bubble bath I’ve got soap and water too, I’m gonna mix it all together and make some bubbles Which I’ll use for killing you! You better shave if you don’t want to die with stubbles! ...on your face. I will scuttle you with bubbles, pick up your limbs like a mime and juggle You won’t escape my spiky aqarium of doom, and what’s more: I had Chipotle for lunch, now there’s bubbles galore! Bubbles full of poo poo gas; how else could anybody weaponize a bubble? Poison bubbles from my ass; when you blow up they’re gonna see it from the Hubble! Ah, Mega Man, you've finally arrived. Have at you! [Bubble Man dies.]
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Once again the world might fall prey to an ancient evil Once again we're hurled into darkness and great upheaval Those who can enlist, let's unite and we'll fight together We must save the crystals or orbs or the moon—whatever. Come, lets fly, we'll sail where the wind may take us through that starry sky, ‘cause apparently back then they had ships that could do that Draw your sword and stick it in trees that have human features Journey toward the thicket and steal shit from woodland creatures Though the villain shames us, we'll pwn all his dark abettors Funny how our names all contain less than seven letters Shine your light, the forces of evil can't outlast a mage, a knight, a weird little kid and a ninja master Key change, mofo! Raise our levels high cross the mountains and plains and oceans Don't forget to buy several buttloads of tents and potions Storm the villain's hideout and keep your courageous spirit Scream a battle cry loud enough that the bitch can hear it Finally, the hunter of souls shall be the hunted Now they'll see we'll save humankind like we always wanted When we were little Summer vacation, Dancing in our jammies, Cause we beat Final Fantasy! Yeah!
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There’s a blob and there’s a boy There’s a boy and there’s a blob There’s a boy here, there’s a blob here There’s a boy and also a blob Boy, blob, boy, blob Blob, boy, blob boy, Boy, blob, blob boy, bloyb!
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[Spoken intro] THE MEGAS: In the year 200X, Dr. Light created a super robot named Mega Man Mega Man defeated Dr. Wily once. Now, Dr. Wily has created eight new robots of his own. My name is Mega Man, and I’ll do all I can to save mankind. BRENTALFLOSS: Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, and spryly, Gotta climb gotta climb now, way up highly Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily I am Mega Man, here’s my mega plan, you die! THE MEGAS: Metal Man. BRENTALFLOSS: Bubble Man! THE MEGAS: Air Man. BRENTALFLOSS: Quick Man! THE MEGAS: Wood Man. BRENTALFLOSS: Heat Man! THE MEGAS: Flash Man. BRENTALFLOSS: Crash Man. THE MEGAS: Defeated. BRENTALFLOSS: Yeah! THE MEGAS: I want to be the one who fights for justice, I want to be the one (I’ve got to be the one) I want to be the one who fights against you, Dr. Wily BRENTALFLOSS: Although I like your mustache. THE MEGAS: I’ve been built by Dr. Light, a robot built to fight for what’s right against wrong. BRENTALFLOSS I am Mega Man, that’s my mega plan, fly fly! THE MEGAS: I will save all of you, it’s Mega Man part two, I’m dressed in blue, this is my song. BRENTALFLOSS: Killin’ time is nigh, Wily’s gonna die, that’s you! Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, so fast-paced Gotta run gotta run now, it’s a rat race Gonna get gonna get that balding assface, Yeah, this game is grand, yeah it’s Mega Man part two! Part three was good and four was pretty good, and five and six were okay, but seven sucked big dinosaur balls! Wuh-Pow pow! THE MEGAS: I can’t believe how much I fought BRENTALFLOSS: Me either dude. THE MEGAS: I beat your eight robots, it’s time you’re stopped, Dr. Wily. BRENTALFLOSS: Here we go! THE MEGAS: Ready, it’s time to get set, put on your blue helmet, this time we’ll get Dr. Wily BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously) Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, Guy Smiley Gotta run gotta run now, Bill O’Reilly Gonna get gonna get you, Dr. Wily, I am Mega Man... THE MEGAS AND BRENTALFLOSS: Let’s get him! BRENTALFLOSS: ‘Cause Dr. Wily is an old nasty son of a taint He can escape so slyly, but not this time. He thinks he’s leaving, but he ain’t! THE MEGAS: I want to be the one who fights for justice, I want to be the one (I’ve got to be the one) I want to be the one who fights against you, Dr. Wily BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously) Mega man, mega man... Although I like your mustache THE MEGAS: My name is Mega Man, and I’ll do all I can to save mankind. BRENTALFLOSS: (Simultaneously) Gotta run gotta run now, gotta run gotta run now, jump or fall Gotta run gotta run now, Andy Warhol Gonna get gonna get you once and for all, I am Mega Man, here’s my mega plan, you die!
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[Spoken intro] Don’t you know me? I’m your paperboy. Throwing bundles of newspaper joy, This neighborhood’s a loony bin I’d rather throw the news in Compton If you live here, you’re probably crazy Lock your dog up, stop that baby! I’m on duty, it’s all about discipline Please don’t strike me with that rolling pin I sometimes miss when I throw Sorry I broke your window Can’t maneuver on a drainage ditch Cars don’t stop here, they’ll just hit a bitch [Instrumental break] Can’t stop riding, it’s just what I do My bike pedals are glazed with superglue I’m on my bike, perpetually I lay in bed, bike lays with me On this side street, rules are strict and tight New subscribers, paint your house white I have nightmares, shaking at the wheel Then I wake up and do it for real Now faulty aim may occur, sorry I threw the paper at a car and killed your father Now it’s Sunday, I am done, I’m out Fuck these nutbags, fuck this paper route I’m gonna get a job at Wal-mart.
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[Spoken intro] I really hate you guys Oh I’m seriously I hate you guys I could never overemphasize Just how much I really hate you guys Oh, I hate you more than Tweak Oh you guys are really fuckin’ weak Even when we’re playing hide and seek In your mouth I wanna take a leak You got me climbing up the walls, you really ought to suck my balls If not my balls, at least my taint or my dong. Seriously you guys. Suck my balls.
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If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time, Sitting with his hand upon his lap... Filling my computer screen with pictures dirty and obscene It may be the last before I snap If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time, Looking at me with those guilty eyes, Grabbing a blanket in one swift motion, not to mention my bottle of lotion I may have to say my last goodbyes I understand the primal need to relieve oneself of course And I’ve accepted the fact that some guys like watching girls jerk off a horse But I can’t believe the rudeness, the lack of courtesy It’s okay to use my towel but not without asking me... okay? If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time And ask him to delete three gigs of porn I mean I’m not usually picky, but my keyboard’s always sticky So excuse me if I treat him with some scorn! If I have to walk in on my roommate one more time Not looking quite so guilty anymore He says “Nah, you might as well just stay, I’m about to blow it anyway.” I think I may just push him out the door I don’t mind how he tries sometimes to make out with the screen Just a spray or two of Windex and for a day or two it’s clean Now I don’t like to condescend and I don’t want to nag But if you violate one of my bagels, don’t put it back in the fucking bag! So if I have to walk in on my roommate one more time Sitting there in stolen lingerie, Holding in his rosy palm a topless picture of—my mom!? I don’t think I’m gonna let him stay. But maybe I will.
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I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives I look different in this game, (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope) I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives Laughter's the best medicine, so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down. In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far (What?! Liar! Boo.) I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R. Brightly colored pills! (Pills) They'll cure all your ills! (Ills) Just as long as you've got fever or the chills (Cold) Take off your pants... good, now let's see... turn your head and cough... okay, now do me. Please? Does it hurt to pee? (No.) Is it hard to see? (No.) I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.) You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis You need red and blue pill doses! You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis, You'll be brave and you'll unite us, then you'll die of menengitis Wait wait—I'm wrong—you have... crabs. Brightly colored pills! (Pills) They'll cure all your ills! (Ills) Just as long as you've got fever or the chills! Take it Floss! (I’m playin’ the piano and I’m playin’ really good ahnnahnna) Dr. Mario!
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Mushroom Kingdom, you’re a scary place There’s a teacup copter with a scary clown face, Oh poop. It’s King Koop. Mushroom Kingdom, you will probably die Unless a hero comes to save your populi... of fungi. Oh my! Mario! Busts out of a pipe! Your savior has arrived! He’ll save your extra life! Mushroom Kingdom, now you’re castle’s breached. Koopa’s gonna have your precious Princess Peach in reach. Mushroom Kingdom you are growing wild Who will battle this redhead stepchild and win? (Again.) It’s him! Yeah! Mario! He gets mad superpowers From eating leaves and flowers And he can go for hours Mario! Grab that tail real tight! Spin with all your might! And watch that douche take flight! Mario!
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Do you recognize this music? ...Well duh! Why? 'Cause it's the motherfuckin' Legend of Zelda! Here we go now: I'm an old man and this cave is my home Take this it's dangerous to go alone Now journey across a spooky land You hold in your hand a sword that shoots laser beams Won't you feel like a man, dressed up like Peter Pan, on a quest greater than your dreams! (Than your dreams, than your dreams, fleemy geemy deemy) Go, Link! From here to over there, you'll find Ganon's lair, C'mon it's your destiny! Trust the hero inside, but if you're terrified, purchase the strategy guide from me (Fourteen dollars, also tax, here ya go now) Zelda is helpless and distraught, but mostly she's hot So hurry! Just steady thy course, Go find that Triforce then take it by force! And maybe she'll touch your wang, touch your wang, touch your thang, rang-a-dang-a-lang-a Go, Link! Get your man on! Seek out Ganon! Go invade his barricade! Stick your blade in, save the maid and you just might get... laid! Woh-oh-woh-woh-woh It's dangerous to go alone...take this!
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The End? 04:48
[Spoken intro] Brentalfloss’ first CD is fuckin’ over! See ya next time! Mammy! [Blooper reel break] I love ya baby, Brentalfloss’ first CD is fuckin’ over, yeah! Over!

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Since 2008, Internet comedian brentalfloss has been adding words to classic video game music in the "With Lyrics" series. In his first-ever official album, he sings souped-up versions of his classic hits as well as original songs and new "With Lyrics" songs.

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released April 26, 2010

Recorded at Skinneraudio Studios. Produced by brentalfloss. Mixed and mastered by Joe Skinner. Accompaniment arranged and performed by brentalfloss and Joe Skinner unless otherwise specified. The Megas are Josh Breeding, Eric Von Doymi, Greg Schneider,and Mike Levinson. “I Want to be The One/Dr. Wily 1-2 ” originally recorded at Dr. Light Studios, produced by The Megas, mixed by Joe Marlett, mastered by Pete Lyman. The Konami Kode are Neal Evans, Nick Matzke, Paul Meyer, Ray Reich, and John Servo.“Paperboy” originally recorded at A1 Studios; produced/mixed/mastered by Paul Meyer, Nick Matzke, and Neal Evans. Special thanks to Mikki Skinner, Baby Girl Skinner, Craig Skistimas, Corey Pettit, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Jose Mejia, Laura Wiese, Curtis Bonds, Mustin, Travis Langworthy, Nick Cramer, Chad James, Youtube.com, Screwattack.com, Mom and Dad Floss, and all the fans! Front and back cover CD art by Parker Simmons. Music composed by brentalfloss, Yoshihiro Sakaguchi, Nobuo Uematsu, Yasuaki Fujita, Manami Matsumae, Ogeretsu Kun, Mark Van Hecke, Hal Canon, Mark Cooksey, Koji Kondo, Hirokazu "Hip" Tanaka, and Kelly Keagy.

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Brent "Brentalfloss" Black is a musician, comedian, and gamer who is best known for adding lyrics to classic video game tunes in his Youtube-based "With Lyrics" series.

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