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brentalfloss feat. The Konami Kode - Paperboy With G​-​Rated Lyrics

from What if This CD​.​.​. Had G​-​RATED Lyrics? by Brentalfloss



[What if Paperboy had lyrics? And what if I sang them accompanied by The Konami Kode, a supa-cool video game cover band? It’d sound like this… but first, I’d have to, ya know, ride over this little ravine and… throw a newspaper at a target for some reason and then… at the very end, there’s all these people in bleachers…by all these people I mean like three people in bleachers… but they’re cheering for some reason… I don’t really know what that was about, but whatever. Here we go.]

Don’t you know me? I’m your paperboy.
Throwing bundles of newspaper joy,
This neighborhood’s a loony bin
I’d rather throw the news in Compton
If you live here, you’re probably crazy
Lock your dog up, stop that baby!

I’m on duty, it’s all about discipline
Please don’t strike me with that rolling pin
I sometimes miss when I throw
Sorry I broke your window

Can’t maneuver over sewer drains
Which is funny, ‘cause it never rains

[Instrumental break]

Can’t stop riding, it’s just what I do
My bike pedals are glazed with superglue
I’m on my bike, perpetually
I lay in bed, bike lays with me

On this side street, rules are strict and tight
New subscribers, paint your house white
I have nightmares, shaking at the wheel
Then I wake up and do it for real

They make me wear this backwards hat,
why are you rolling tires down your driveway please don’t do that!
Now it’s Sunday, I am done, I’m out.
No mo’ papers, no mo’ paper route
I’m gonna get a job at Wal-mart.



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Brent "Brentalfloss" Black is a musician, comedian, and gamer who is best known for adding lyrics to classic video game tunes in his Youtube-based "With Lyrics" series.

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